Merrick Harrington

This page is going to be temporarily left blank because I created it using a Chromebook before realizing that the only practical purpose for Chromebooks is to use as a foot-rest or conk somebody on the head in self-defense with. With this in-mind I positively cannot be fucked to write an entire wikia article using one because trying to wrangle this website's god-awful user interface with the added detriment of a glitchy, unresponsive track-pad controlling an invisible cursor on the tiny screen of a flimsy notebook computer is a form of abstract hell akin to trying to get Social Security fraud issues resolved over the phone with people who don't speak coherent English, which is another thing I've tried to get done today. I don't really understand how people without desktop computers go through life in any capacity when every other consumer-grade electronic device is a piece of awkward buggy bullshit that's the approximate size and functionality of a postage-stamp. I can't think of the actual use for a Chromebook if the only documented purpose is creating spreadsheets and writing papers except you'd ideally like an analog input like a mouse for something like that except this thing has the worst track-pad I've ever used on any laptop and I have no idea how well plugging a mouse into it would actually work? Millions and millions of dollars are spent on this shit and it seems like the only end-result is that we have massive landfills of useless toxic bullshit that nobody bought, bought and then never used more than twice, or bought and had it immediately break on them. I really hope some poor asshole with nothing better to do finds some way to bust the ROM-chips out of these things or hook the screens into something else so these things aren't an abject snot-wad in the face of dear Lord for wasting his resources and human effort. Imagine all of the junked VideoNows and Zunes sitting in an otherwise vacant landfill in rural Liberia or somewhere that are being poured-over by the occupants of a developing nation for microscopic amounts of rare-earth metals or salvage-parts. The Plasmatics had the right idea when they started hitting this shit with the chainsaw.

Anyways, I don't like Chromebooks very much. Some guy came on here and vandalized one of my articles but I thought it was funny so I don't mind. I also could've probably written at least a fifth of an actual article for all of the words that went into this psychotic breakdown concerning consumer electronic but this was infinitely more satisfying and I don't have to fuck around with visual elements like infoboxes when I do this.

Maybe this will be an actual article someday.